Aresearch.219 net.suicide utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!mhtsa!research!rtm Sun Jan 31 14:54:07 1982 A reply for Darcy. watmath!watarts!darcy - Traditionally, it has been more honorable to commit suicide than to ask someone else to do the dirty work for you. (For instance, look at the ending of Julius Caesar by Willie S.) Therefor, I suggest that for the good of both of us, you kill yourself. I'm not sure what the deal is on you killing me while I'm not watching, but you didn't give that as an alternative. Getting back to more civilized thoughts, there are other ways out. Try prayer, arbitration, drugs, or sadism. Maybe it would help if you explained why you are bothered by me. Good luck, in any case. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.