Asdcattb.600 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!phonlab!sdcatta!sdcattb!wa125 Thu Apr 29 20:50:16 1982 And I'm not Joe King I thought of this joke this afternoon, but it doesn't hold a candle to some of the atrocities that other people have been submitting. The authors of these (unnamed) jokes might be comfortably charged with assault with a lethal weak pun. --Don Joe ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.