Amhuxh.397 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!harpo!zeppo!wheps!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!lute Tue Apr 20 16:27:32 1982 Real MAN jokes These jokes are taken from a satirical article in a magazine I just read. The title of the article is "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche!" I hope nobody takes them the wrong way, but I have to admit when you first read them they do force ac do force a chuckle. So here goes! Q. How many Real Men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark. Q. How many Real Men does it take to cross a river? A. 5000. 4999 to build the suspension bridge and one to drive across it in a tractor trailer. Q. Why did the Real Man cross the road? A. None of you damn business! Yeah, I know they're bad, but how many Real Man jokes do you hear these days? ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.