Aunc.3265 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!harpo!duke!unc!dce Tue Apr 13 16:11:11 1982 Sex and the simple man Two farmers were standing around chewing the fat one day, and one farmer says to the other, "I heard tell that Clem done got himself arrested for bestiality." The other farmer asks, "Bestiality, what in tarnation is that?" to which the first replies "You know, having sex with horses or cows or chickens.". The other farmer screams, "Chickens? Yecch!". ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.