Arocky2.105 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!rocky2!dennis Tue Apr 13 14:41:27 1982 more bulb jokes Questions: 1) How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2) How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3) How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? 4) How many UCLA football players does it take to screw in a light bulb? (take that ucbvax!) Answers: 1) None. Californians screw in a Jacuzzi. 2) None, you just go out and have a good time while I sit here alone and take my arthritis medication, as if that would do me any good. The pain is just killing me, driving me to an early grave but you don't care, so you just go out with that shiksa you care about so much more than your poor sick .................. 3) Only one, but only if it really wants to be changed. 4) Only one, but five take credit for it. Enough for today. Dinty Moore ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.