Aazure.690 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!harpo!npois!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekmdp!azure!johnk Fri Apr 9 10:24:44 1982 another one "...Boy, was I an ugly kid, real ugly. I went down to the corner park with some other kids, we started playing in the sandbox and a cat covered me up". "...I went into a bar last night. The bartender said "What can I do for ya". I said, "surprise me" and he showed me a naked picture of my wife". "...and I have a wild teenage daughter, oh she gets around. Her high school class voted her most likely to conceive". "...I have a terrible sex life, terrible. My wife cut me down to once a week....Ya think that's bad. I know three guys she cut cut off altogether". "...When I was a kid, my family was poor, very poor. We were so poor we couldn't afford tinsel for the Christmas tree. We had to wait for Grandpa to sneeze". "...This was a very tramatic day for me. Things went bad early. I went to turn the alarm clock off and the button fell off; I went to open the refrigerator, and the handle fell off; I opened the bathroom door and the doorknob fell off.... I was afraid to go to the bathroom". ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.