Auwvax.311 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!pal Thu Apr 8 14:02:16 1982 Here comes another pun The one about crossing state lines reminded me of this one. I dont know how many people have heard it ( I heard it a few years ago from someone in England.) Question : How come Alfred the impolite Russian never gets caught in a downpour without his umbrella ? Answer : Because..... Rude Alf The Red *KNOWS* rain , dear! Anil A. Pal ..uwvax!pal or pal@uwisc ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.