Apyuxjj.119 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!mhuxv!mhuxj!pyuxjj!rlr Fri Apr 2 09:01:33 1982 Re: How many Americans? Once again, apologies to all of you who got the first (WRONG) punchline. The correct punchline to "How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?" is "One." My solemn promise -- there will be no more items posted on this joke until a definitive answer has been determined. pyuxjj!rlr ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.