Apyuxjj.118 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!mhuxv!mhuxj!pyuxjj!rlr Thu Apr 1 11:43:27 1982 How many Americans? This joke was found by a friend of mine in a San Francisco newspaper. The author said it took him a few days to "get" it, but did not elaborate. Anyone having their own theories on the deep meaning of this joke, please forward them to ...!pyuxjj!rlr (thru harpo or mhuxX systems). The joke is as follows: Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.