Amhuxt.403 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!zeppo!wheps!eagle!mhuxt!crose Tue Mar 30 22:10:55 1982 One more krazy joke Way off in a small African village there lived a king. Becuase of the size of the village, all the natives lived in grass houses. The king, because he was so, lived in a slightly larger house. One day he decided to clean his house. So he took his giant wooden throne and put it in the attic of his house. While asleep that night, the floor of the attic gave way, and the throne feel down and hit the poor king on the head. This being too much for the king, he was taken tothe hospital. The moral, People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.