Awatmath.2146 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!watmath!mabgarstin Thu Mar 25 23:30:51 1982 re:INFAMOUS SAYINGS Pardo's First Postulate has been recently undated to: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, fattening or CARCINOGENIC! I like the screwy combination of english words however like: You first cut a tree down then you cut it up! A near miss is a near hit! If the bases are loaded a walk is a run! Jumbo shrimp! Military intelligence! Progressive conservative! (a Canadian political party) You can walk down a street and you can walk up a street both at the same time! ........... Do you have your own favourite little line? Send it to me and I'll publish a list of them on this newsgroup later. MAB at waterloo watmath!mabgarstin ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.