Aazure.622 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!houxi!npois!harpo!cbosg!teklabs!tekmdp!azure!michaelh Fri Mar 12 07:51:06 1982 Continuing Education REVISED MARCH 1982 INSERVICE SCHEDULE Self-Improvement Workshops: Creative Suffering Overcoming Peace of Mind You and Your Birthmark Guilt without Sex The Primal Shrug Ego Gratification Through Guilt and Fear Dealing with Post Whine Your Way to Alienation How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation Business/Career Workshops: Money Can Make You Rich Talking Good: How You Can Improve Speech and Get a Better Job I Made $100 in Real Estate Packaging and Selling Your Child: Parent's Guide to the Porn Market Career Opportunities in Iran How to Profit From Your Own Body Under-Achiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers Tax Shelters for the Indigent Home Economics Workshops: How You Can Convert Your Family Room Into a Garage How to Cultivate Viruses in Your Refrigerator Burglar-Proof Your Home with Concrete Basic Kitchen Taxidermy Sinus Drainage at Home 101 Other Uses for Your Vacuum Cleaner The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity How to Convert a Wheelchair to a Dune Buggy What To Do With Your Conversation Pit Christianity and the Art of RV Maintenance Health and Fitness Workshops: Creative Tooth Decay Exorcism and Acne The Joys of Hypochondria High Fiber Sex Suicide and Your Health Bio-Feedback and How to Stop it Skate Your Way to Regularity Understanding Nudity Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule Optional Body Functions Crafts Workshops Self-Actualization Through Macrame How to Draw Genitalia Needlecraft for Junkies Northern New Mexico Guide to Bad Taste Cuticle Crafts Mobiles and Collages with Fetishes Gifts for the Senile Bonsai Your Pot ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.