Aucbarpa.978
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:arnold
Thu Mar 11 13:59:52 1982
further auto jokes
Let us not forget that sometimes excuses must be given to officers of
the law when the apprehend us minding (or winding) our dutiful way
home.  Here are two I have used to great effect:
	"Honesh, Ossifer, nobody wash drivin'.  We wash all in the
	 back singin'!"

	"We wash just havin' a singalong, and I kept gettin' off key,
	 sho they said to me: 'Here, you're too drunk to sing.  Why
	 don't \you/ drive?'"

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