Aihuxo.121 net.jokes.q utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!ihuxo!dick Wed Feb 10 16:14:47 1982 limerick There was a young lady in Reno Who lost all her dough playing keeno. But she lay on her back And opened her crack, And now she owns the casino. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.