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Wed Feb 10 10:54:21 1982
surreal jokes
It was reported today by UPI that Salvador Dali was knighted Sir Real.

Salvador Dali likes to eat Raisin Bran, Grape Nuts, and Wheat Chex for
breakfast.

Salvador Dali likes to listen to the music of Webern, Stockhausen, and Babbit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  Basic Afterthought  <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< VARIOUS SEEN FOOD? IT'S OF SURREALISTIC THAT BY ABOUT YOU HAVE </PRE PAINTING DELI. SALVADOR TYPES>
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