Ayale-com.813
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!yale-com!epstein
Tue Feb  9 07:21:05 1982
Three lies
The three lies of MAN-kind are:


	      [1] The check is in the mail;
	      [2] Yes, I'll respect you in the morning;
	      [3] No, I won't come in your mouth.

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