Aeiss.179 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!harpo!npois!eiss!pd Thu Feb 4 13:19:59 1982 Re-incarnation. Having lead a pious, upright, (though regrettably short) existense, Rama, the shepherd-boy, was in the presence of the Lord. He was having his re-incarnation assignment interview. "Well Rama", Said the Lord " You have been a good boy: you have done good things in your life.. so you will not be born again as something horrible like a Jellyfish or a TV personality.. you will be born again as a human being. According to our protocol, yoiu will be shown were you are going to be born, your memory will for the most part be wiped clean, and you will sent packing down again to resume your wheel of life" Then with a wave of his hands, the Lord opened up the heavens below them, and there, Lo and Behold, were Mr & Mrs William Tell, in their most private of chambers, doing things that only marital license will allow. Rama was puzzled..(Indian schools, friends, do not have Sex-Ed) the Lord explained that that was how babies were made. The Lord knew that Mr & Mrs Tell were going to be the boy's parents in his next life, but He wanted Rama to pop the question. "Well" Says Rama "Who is the baby they're making" Said the Lord: "Ask not for whom the Tells B***, they B*** for thee". ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.