Aihps3.190 net.jokes.q utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!harpo!uwvax!ihps3!cas Wed Jan 13 14:17:01 1982 Getting your money's worth Two pollacks, Ed and Zach, saved for years and years to go on a cruise. Finally the day came. As they got off the ship at the first stop, Ed asked, "How much money can we spend here?" Zach replied, "Seventy-five cents." "What do you mean?! We saved for so long and we can only spend seventy-five cents??!", exclaimed Ed. "I'll see what I can do", said Zach. So Zach went out, and later returned. "I've got it all worked out! I bought us a box of tampons." "We've only got seventy-five cents to spend, and you buy a box of tampons?", cried Ed. "Yes, but look at all we can do", explained Zach as he turned the box over. "We can go swimming, and horseback riding. . .". ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.