Aalice.380
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!alice!sjb
Wed Jan 13 18:23:52 1982
Milk Joke
A woman wanted to take a bath in milk, so she told
the milkman that day to bring enough milk for her
to do this.  He asked, ``Do you want it pasteurized?''

She replied:
``No.  Up to the waist will be fine.''

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