Awatmath.1411 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!watmath!kwlalonde Fri Jan 8 22:04:01 1982 ... scabs What did the leper remark on leaving the brothel? --> Keep the tip. Why did the leper get evicted from the colony? --> He insisted on dipping his bread in his sister's forehead at dinner. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.