Awatmath.1391 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!watmath!jcwinterton Thu Jan 7 16:14:01 1982 Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? He only comes once a year, and then he goes off up the chimney. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.