Aunc.1652 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!wm Thu Jan 7 11:48:26 1982 Texas strikes back at HBS One day a graduate fresh out of the Harvard Business School was visiting Texas on his vacation. Staying at the finest hotel in town, he decided to go downstairs and try out that famous texas food at the hotel restaurant. So he proceeded to order a hamburger and a beer, but this being texas, he wasn't prepared for the size of that meal. Why, the hamburger was a yard across with a bun the size of some small cars, and the beer was served in a 55 gallon oil drum. Not to be intimidated, the graduate tried his best to eat that burger and finish that beer, but soon he felt nature calling so he asked the waitress where the restroom was. "Second door on the left," she replied. Feeling the beer a little, he staggered down the hall and, by mistake, took the second door on the right, tripped, and fell into the hotel swimming pool. As he floundered in the water, you could hear him screaming "Don't flush it! Don't flush it!" ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.