Aihnss.1155 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!ihnss!karn Mon Jan 4 15:42:53 1982 What do you call... ...100 morons who drink Tab, eat apples, and sing? The Moron-Tab-and-Apple Choir. again, I take no credit for this one. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.