Auwvax.210 net.jokes.limerick utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!uwvax!michael Sat Jan 2 10:53:28 1982 oldy there once was a man named jay who died defending his right of way. he was dead right as he sped along but, he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong! ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.