Avax135.136 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!ihnss!vax135!dsw Wed Dec 23 10:15:26 1981 Stories your parents didn't tell you There once was a young shepherd who was being instructed in the art of screwing sheep by an old shepherd. (Let's listen in) "The trick my boy is to take the laces out of your boots so you can drop the sheep's back legs into them so they can't get away." "But isn't that kind of awkward?" queried the horny lad. "Not in the least" replied the old man. "But how shall I kiss her then?" sobbed the boy. Seasons Greetings to all the readers of net.jokes.q!! p.s. Why do you boil water when a woman has a baby? So if it dies you can make soup..... ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.