Ayale-com.645
net.jokes.q
utzoo!decvax!yale-com!harley
Tue Dec 22 02:23:23 1981
i was a baby once
how do you make dead babies vomit?
--> rubber cement & bacon bits.

who changes dead babies' diapers?
-->  why bother?
 OR, dead parents.
 OR, lightbulbs.

what do dead babies & computer programs have in common?
-->  bugs.

how can you tell when a dead baby is faking?
-->  when it still has a hard-on two days later.

when do dead babies cry?
--> when they are hungry.

why do dead babies never get enough?
--> because they're spoiled children.

   - steve harley (yale-comix!harley)

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