Awatmath.1351 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!bstempleton Mon Dec 21 21:22:07 1981 Presidents in heaven Jimmy Carter stands before the Pearly Gates, and is confronted by the guardian. "Well, Jimmy", he says, "You have not been a perfect man on Earth. Before we can let you into heaven, you will have to do a little pennance. All you need do is go down that corridor, enter the last door on the left, and spend the night there." Carter trundles down the corridor, but before he gets to his assigned room, he decides to take a peek in the room before it. Opening the door, he sees Gerald Ford getting into bed with none other than Bo Derek. He then opened the door to his own room, only to find he has to spend the night with Ronald Reagan. As a man who has "lusted after women" in his heart, Carter is a little jealous of Ford and runs back to St. Peter to complain. "I don't understand! You're making me spend the night with Reagan, while Ford gets to spend the night with Bo Derek!" "Look Jimmy", he is told, "Bo Derek's sins have NOTHING to do with yours." - Brad Templeton Naturally, when I heard this joke in Canada, it had Pierre Trudeau and Rene Levesque in it. Since most net.jokes readers are in the USA, I figured I would doctor it up a bit. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.