Awatarts.1031 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!watarts!mab Mon Dec 21 17:42:04 1981 a funny one for once???? Once upon a time, along time ago there was a valley inhabited by Trids. Life was merry for the trids except that every day without fail this giant would come over the hill and kick them all. The enragged trids decided to get help so they called a Rabbi (no ethnic or racial slurrs intended against all you trids out there!!!). The Rabbi said that he would go out with the trids and see what the giant would do. He did, and sure enough the giant came over the hill and kicked all the trids. As the giant was leaving the Rabbi called out and said,'Hey, giant, why didn't you kick me also'. The giant turned and replied, 'Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids'. (I now fear the existance of my account after that one) --MAB ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.