Ayale-com.634
net.jokes,net.jokes.limerick
utzoo!decvax!yale-com!hawley
Fri Dec 18 16:11:31 1981
More limericks...

Long distance is the next best thing ...


    There once was a woman named Joan
    Who liked to 'do it' by phone.
    Her expenses were paid
    For it was Ma Bell she layed,
    But now Joan's just a poor dial tone...


(written by) M. J. Hawley's girl friend.  (decvax!yale-comix!hawley)

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