Aihnss.894 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!lbo Fri Dec 18 20:20:38 1981 Helen Keller Q: Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? A: She sings with the other one. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.