Aharpo.161
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utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!harpo!ber
Fri Dec 18 22:48:36 1981
Told by a friend
There were these two fellows going out to survey the desert and they ride
and they ride and finally arrive at the site.
One guy gets out of the jeep and bends down and whoops, he gets bit by a
snake right between the legs.
He cries to his friend,
	"Friend",
he cries,
	"HELP!, I've been bit by a snake and I'm gonna die."
So the guy races into town and asks the old wise man what to save his friend.
The man says
	"Only way to save man, must suck out venom, or man die"
So he races back through the desert to his friend and his friend asks
	"Well? Did you get help?"
And he says,
	"Friend, you're going to die!"

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