Acsin.222 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!csin!mickey@CCA-UNIX Thu Dec 17 15:34:01 1981 More Elephant Jokes What do female elephants use for tampons? A: Sheep! Why did the elephants have to stop using sheep as tampons? A: They were afraid of getting toxic flock syndrome! (I think the .q was a nifty idea - I can't really imagine anyone that can walk (or drive) in the streets today would be offended by the language or content of this group!)  Mickey. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.