Aalice.239 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!mhtsa!alice!ark Wed Dec 16 01:35:22 1981 How do you keep your cactus so healthy? I subscribe to an Arizona newspaper, and when it says it rained, I water the cactus. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.