Apopuli.106 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!G:kirk Mon Dec 14 08:46:06 1981 Yet Another Camel Joke Why do they call camels "Ships-of-the-desert" ? tick. tick.. tick... tick.... tick..... TIMES UP! Because they're full of Iranian seamen. (NOW, being politically correct you must, of course, substitute "martian" What a clever joke this becomes! Hopefully, there are no martians listening. ) ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.