Aduke.1481 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!duke!swd Thu Dec 10 08:11:27 1981 yalbj Here's a joke curtesy of friends at Standford: From uucp Wed Feb 11 09:28:34 1981 >From uucp Wed Feb 11 06:31:40 1981 remote from chico >From CSL.VER.RJT@SU-SCORE Mon Feb 9 12:17:19 1981 remote from ucbvax Date: 9 Feb 1981 0937-PST From: Richard Treitel Subject: Net joke To: csvax.swd at BERKELEY cc: csl.ver.rjt at SU-SCORE, icl.redford at SU-SCORE How many Arpanet people does it take to screw in a light blub? Well, I lost count. First off, someone proposes that a light blub needs changing. Three more send replies agreeing with this position. Nine more object to the whole idea. Four others think that DCA should supply light blubs. One sends a message saying that light blubs are not an appropriate topic for discussion over the Arpanet. Two arise in defense of light blub discussions. One forwards all this to SF-LOVERS which is where I lost count because of the overlap. ------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.