Aunc.1549 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!sir Tue Dec 8 03:21:27 1981 light bulbs How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes him ten years. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.