Aalice.203
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!alice!ark
Mon Dec  7 14:05:58 1981
What do you do when your engine quits at night?
Glide down until your landing light will be able to show
you what's down there and switch it on.  If you like what
you see, go ahead and land.  If not, turn it off again.

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