Aihnss.507 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!mhtsa!ihnss!karn Fri Dec 4 13:43:48 1981 How many database people does it take ... Three: One to write the light bulb removal program. One to write the light bulb insertion program. One to act as light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.