Aalice.193 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!research!alice!wolit Fri Dec 4 10:22:45 1981 How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? None -- I'll be just fine sitting here alone in the dark; don't worry about me. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.