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	82.03.03_utzoo.1459_net.jokes.q	plain
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	A Middle East Parable (no, this doesn't belong in net.jokes.q)	plain
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	Abelian Grapes	plain
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	Aggie War Story	plain
	Alexander Portnoy ...	plain
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	Being an elevator operator...	plain
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	Chemists Only	plain
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	Confessions of Margaret Trudeau	plain
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	Did I have a good time with the Siamese twins?	plain
	Did you hear the one about the Sheik who just bought a Vax?	plain
	Distinction between net.jokes and net.jokes.q	plain
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	For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics	plain
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	Golden Throne	plain
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	How many Americans?	plain
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	How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?	plain
	How many Computer Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?	plain
	How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?	plain
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	How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?	plain
	How many and Ethnic Jokes	plain
	How many computer engineers . . .	plain
	How many database people does it take ...	plain
	How many gods does it take to change a light bulb:	plain
	How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Harrisburg, PA?	plain
	How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?	plain
	How many...	plain
	How much energy is needed to destory a forest\?	plain
	How to make a decision in a beauracracy	plain
	I can dig...	plain
	I was once a coal miner...	plain
	INTER-COURSE JOKES	plain
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	In honor of Beethoven, whose birthday is today (Dec. 16).	plain
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	It just goes to show why we need joke.q...	plain
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	Light Bulb Summary	plain
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	Mayor Daley still does it--	plain
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	National Ahem?	plain
	New PCM newsgroup	plain
	Non-discriminating (I think) Ethnic Joke	plain
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	Not another light bulb joke	plain
	Not for Japanese elephant lovers	plain
	Not for Negros. -- no racism intended	plain
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	Obscene Phone Call	plain
	Oh, boy! Elephant jokes!	plain
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	One more krazy joke	plain
	Our govt vs. Mcdonald's	plain
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	RE: Being a coal miner	plain
	RE: VERY POOR TASTE	plain
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	Re: 81's puns	plain
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	Re: And What is Love?	plain
	Re: Another Polish Joke	plain
	Re: BULL JOKES	plain
	Re: Baby jokes.	plain
	Re: Being an elevator operator...	plain
	Re: But can they make good guacamole??	plain
	Re: Camel story	plain
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	Re: Chemists Only	plain
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	Re: EE do its	plain
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	Re: Ethnic Jokes	plain
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	Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics	plain
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	Re: Golden Throne	plain
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	Re: How many Americans?	plain
	Re: How many Americans?	plain
	Re: How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?	plain
	Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?	plain
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	Re: Murphys Law	plain
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	Re: Still Another Light Bulb Joke	plain
	Re: Texas strikes back at HBS	plain
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	Re: avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes	plain
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	Russian Joke Contest	plain
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	The THING KING	plain
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	The ultimate elephant joke.	plain
	Theorem: Halloween = Christmas	plain
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	To all Canadians:	plain
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	True light bulb joke for Californians	plain
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	VERY POOR TASTE	plain
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	WHERE DOES ONE GET VIRGIN WOOL cv	plain
	Well, I think it's a funny computer doit...	plain
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	What do you do when your engine quits at night?	plain
	What do you get ...	plain
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	What does an Eskimo get when he sits on top of his igloo?	plain
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	What's the difference between a photographer and a painter?	plain
	Whats green and red and spins around at 100 kph?	plain
	Whats ten inches long and white?	plain
	Why did the punk rocker cross the road?	plain
	Why did the punk rocker cross the road?	plain
	Why do babies have the soft spot in the back of their heads?	plain
	Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?	plain
	Why is it that...	plain
	Wood-eye Joke	plain
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	Worse than bad taste	plain
	YAIJ (Yet another If ... joke.	plain
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	YALBJ (Yet ANother Light Bulb Joke)	plain
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	Yet Another Camel Joke	plain
	Yet Another Light Bulb Joke	plain
	Yet Another Limerick	plain
	Yet another lightbulb joke ...	plain
	Yiddish Encounter	plain
	You call it what???	plain
	You rogue!	plain
	Zen and Light Bulbs	plain
	a chuckle	plain
	a curiosity	plain
	a fable	plain
	a funny one for once????	plain
	another dead baby joke	plain
	another do it joke...	plain
	another one	plain
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	army intellegence	plain
	auto jokes	plain
	avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes	plain
	bad jokes on the net	plain
	bad taste vs. bad jokes	plain
	bug joke again for arpavax	plain
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	harmless ethnic joke	plain
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	how did Helen Keller burn her fingers?	plain
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	infect: another funny manual page	plain
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	re FINAL EXAM...	plain
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