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... scabs | plain |
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3 biggest lies: Clean version | plain |
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3 degrees below zero | plain |
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81's puns | plain |
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82.03.03_utzoo.1459_net.jokes.q | plain |
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82.04.02_utcsrgv.173_net.jokes.q | plain |
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A Middle East Parable (no, this doesn't belong in net.jokes.q) | plain |
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A Twin Tower Saga | plain |
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A University by any other name... | plain |
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A chemical tale that almost rhymes | plain |
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A new chemical form of birth control | plain |
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A pun from the Windy City | plain |
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A refurbished very old joke | plain |
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Abelian Grapes | plain |
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Adhesives and Pastries | plain |
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Aggie War Story | plain |
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Alexander Portnoy ... | plain |
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And I'm not Joe King | plain |
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Another DEC joke | plain |
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Another Polish Joke | plain |
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Another Zen light bulb joke | plain |
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Another class of jokes | plain |
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Another class of jokes | plain |
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Another police joke | plain |
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Applied Grammar | plain |
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Artie the wierdo | plain |
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BULL JOKES | plain |
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BULL jokes question | plain |
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Baby Jokes | plain |
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Baby jokes. | plain |
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Barak Pearlmutter's correction of Charles Horton's stolen joke | plain |
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Being an elevator operator... | plain |
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Being an explosives expert... | plain |
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British Virgins | plain |
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Bundles for Britain. | plain |
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But can they make good guacamole?? | plain |
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Camel story | plain |
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Carpenters do it | plain |
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Channuka humor | plain |
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Chelm | plain |
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Chem Joke | plain |
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Chem Joke | plain |
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Chem joke | plain |
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Chem joke | plain |
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Chemical Joke | plain |
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Chemical joke | plain |
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Chemistry Joke | plain |
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Chemistry Joke | plain |
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Chemistry joke | plain |
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Chemists Only | plain |
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Chicken Farming | plain |
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Comedy Team | plain |
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Comic Relief | plain |
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Commentary on "oldy" | plain |
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Computer Do Its | plain |
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Computer-oriented songs | plain |
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Confessions of Margaret Trudeau | plain |
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Consulting Rates | plain |
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Continuing Education | plain |
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Correction and Notification | plain |
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Cross roads - from a notesfile | plain |
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DEC Field Service | plain |
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DEC Field Service (a joke in itself) | plain |
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DEVO | plain |
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Datsun Expands | plain |
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Dead Babies | plain |
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Dead Babies | plain |
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Dead Baby #324 | plain |
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Dead Baby #324 | plain |
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Define Canadian | plain |
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Definition of accountant... | plain |
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Did I have a good time with the Siamese twins? | plain |
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Did you hear the one about the Sheik who just bought a Vax? | plain |
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Distinction between net.jokes and net.jokes.q | plain |
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Do It Again | plain |
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Do its | plain |
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Do its | plain |
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Do-its Query | plain |
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Doit | plain |
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Doit #4 | plain |
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Doits #2 | plain |
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Doits #3 | plain |
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Doits #7 | plain |
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Doits #8 | plain |
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Don't Read This if You Have Any Taste | plain |
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Down in the Rat Lab | plain |
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Dr. Pepper does it with ..... | plain |
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EE do its | plain |
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Economic definitions | plain |
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Egg Joke | plain |
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Election day blues | plain |
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Electron joke (story) wanted | plain |
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Elephant Joke | plain |
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Ethnic ... | plain |
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Ethnic Joke | plain |
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Ethnic Joke | plain |
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Ethnic Jokes | plain |
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Ethnic Jokes,etc. | plain |
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Ethnic jokes | plain |
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Ethnic jokes | plain |
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Extension to Lisp | plain |
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Fluid Mechanics | plain |
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Fly Quantum, the discrete airline | plain |
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For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics | plain |
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Forget Ethnic, this is religious | plain |
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Frank Sinatra ... | plain |
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From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax | plain |
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From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax | plain |
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Generic jokes | plain |
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Geting your money's worth | plain |
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Getting your money's worth | plain |
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Golden Throne | plain |
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Good old elephants | plain |
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Helen K. | plain |
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Helen Keller | plain |
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Helen Keller | plain |
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Helen Keller jokes | plain |
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Here comes another pun | plain |
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How Many Americans | plain |
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How do you keep your cactus so healthy? | plain |
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How does a Jewish-American Princess change a light bulb? | plain |
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How many Americans? | plain |
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How many Americans? | plain |
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How many Canadians... | plain |
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How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb? | plain |
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How many Computer Scientists does it take to change a light bulb? | plain |
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How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? | plain |
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How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to change a bulb? | plain |
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How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb? | plain |
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How many and Ethnic Jokes | plain |
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How many computer engineers . . . | plain |
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How many database people does it take ... | plain |
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How many gods does it take to change a light bulb: | plain |
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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Harrisburg, PA? | plain |
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? | plain |
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How many... | plain |
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How much energy is needed to destory a forest\? | plain |
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How to make a decision in a beauracracy | plain |
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I can dig... | plain |
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I was once a coal miner... | plain |
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INTER-COURSE JOKES | plain |
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If...joke | plain |
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In honor of Beethoven, whose birthday is today (Dec. 16). | plain |
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It Seems That... | plain |
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It just goes to show why we need joke.q... | plain |
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Jim Brady | plain |
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Jupiterians, Jovians (watmath.1288) | plain |
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LA and California | plain |
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Laws of Thermodynamics | plain |
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Leper joke | plain |
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Light Bulb Summary | plain |
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Light Bulbs in Colorado | plain |
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Long-lived Cetaceans | plain |
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Ma Bell Burned | plain |
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Martian Joke? | plain |
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Martian Jungle Scene... | plain |
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Mayor Daley still does it-- | plain |
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Milk Joke | plain |
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More Dolly Parton: | plain |
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More Elephant Jokes | plain |
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More Funny Stuff | plain |
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More Rolling the Ball | plain |
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More Texan Jokes | plain |
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More limericks... | plain |
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More peculiar questions | plain |
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Murphy's Law's | plain |
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Murphys Law | plain |
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Muscial Do Its | plain |
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National Ahem? | plain |
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New PCM newsgroup | plain |
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Non-discriminating (I think) Ethnic Joke | plain |
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Not a Polish joke | plain |
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Not another light bulb joke | plain |
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Not for Japanese elephant lovers | plain |
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Not for Negros. -- no racism intended | plain |
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Not really q | plain |
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Obscene Phone Call | plain |
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Oh, boy! Elephant jokes! | plain |
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Olde Doit | plain |
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On the lighter side | plain |
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One more krazy joke | plain |
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Our govt vs. Mcdonald's | plain |
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Peculiar questions | plain |
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Pinocchio | plain |
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Pipeline Jokes | plain |
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Polymer chemists do it... | plain |
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Premed Primer | plain |
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Preppies Beware | plain |
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Presidents Buy Socks | plain |
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Presidents in heaven | plain |
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Programmer joke | plain |
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Prussion Officer Corps (an oldie, but not heard for a while) | plain |
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Q & A | plain |
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Quantum mechanics | plain |
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Question | plain |
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RE: Being a coal miner | plain |
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RE: VERY POOR TASTE | plain |
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Raggedy-Ann | plain |
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Re-incarnation. | plain |
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Re: Camel story | plain |
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Re: Sex and the Simple Man | plain |
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Re: 81's puns | plain |
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Re: A University by any other name... | plain |
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Re: And What is Love? | plain |
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Re: Another Polish Joke | plain |
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Re: BULL JOKES | plain |
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Re: Baby jokes. | plain |
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Re: Being an elevator operator... | plain |
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Re: But can they make good guacamole?? | plain |
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Re: Camel story | plain |
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Re: Chem joke | plain |
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Re: Chemists Only | plain |
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Re: Chemists Only | plain |
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Re: Computer-oriented songs | plain |
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Re: Consulting Rates | plain |
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Re: DWI | plain |
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Re: Do-its Query | plain |
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Re: Do-its Query | plain |
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Re: EE do its | plain |
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Re: Egg Joke | plain |
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Re: Ethnic Jokes | plain |
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Re: Ethnic Jokes | plain |
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Re: Ethnic jokes | plain |
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Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics | plain |
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Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics | plain |
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Re: Golden Throne | plain |
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Re: How Many Americans | plain |
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Re: How many Americans? | plain |
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Re: How many Americans? | plain |
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Re: How many Americans? | plain |
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Re: How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb? | plain |
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Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb? | plain |
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Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb? | plain |
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Re: Leper joke | plain |
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Re: More peculiar questions | plain |
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Re: More peculiar questions | plain |
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Re: Murphys Law | plain |
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Re: Murphys Law | plain |
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Re: RE: VERY POOR TASTE | plain |
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Re: Roses are red... | plain |
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Re: Roses are red...? | plain |
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Re: Still Another Light Bulb Joke | plain |
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Re: Texas strikes back at HBS | plain |
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Re: Texas strikes back at HBS | plain |
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Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics | plain |
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Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics | plain |
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Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics | plain |
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Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics | plain |
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Re: To get the ball rolling . . . | plain |
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Re: To get the ball rolling . . . | plain |
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Re: To get the ball rolling . . . | plain |
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Re: To get the ball rolling... | plain |
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Re: What do you get ... | plain |
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Re: avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes | plain |
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Re: bad jokes on the net | plain |
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Re: chem joke | plain |
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Re: chem wit | plain |
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Re: dead babies | plain |
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Re: further auto jokes | plain |
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Re: further auto jokes | plain |
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Re: humor of questionable taste | plain |
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Re: joke | plain |
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Re: more bulb jokes | plain |
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Re: more bulb jokes | plain |
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Re: re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau. (watmath.2260) | plain |
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Re: re: spring | plain |
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Re: read this with an open mind | plain |
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Re: read this with an open mind | plain |
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Re: read this with an open mind | plain |
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Re: read this with an open mind | plain |
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Re: wisdom | plain |
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Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red... | plain |
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Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red... | plain |
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Re:3 degrees below zero! | plain |
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Real MAN jokes | plain |
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Redundant joke | plain |
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Room Clearers | plain |
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Rooster joke | plain |
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Roses | plain |
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Roses are red... | plain |
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Royal Wedding | plain |
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Royal Wedding jokes | plain |
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Royal Wedding jokes and Lesse Majeste | plain |
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Russian Joke Contest | plain |
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S U P E R B U G ! | plain |
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Sailors in inland Canada | plain |
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Scotsmen do it... | plain |
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Scottish riddle | plain |
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Sex and the simple man | plain |
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Sex, Snow, and Dogs | plain |
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Sexist sheep joke | plain |
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Shah Guido G stories | plain |
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Shoplifter's Creed: | plain |
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Shoplifters Creedll... | plain |
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Should be a joke | plain |
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Sick | plain |
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Sickies | plain |
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Sign on hotel near closed GM Plant | plain |
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Slightly Ethnis Joke (SEJ?) | plain |
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So there's this Texan and a B-Schooler, see? ... | plain |
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Social Pariah: net.jokes.q | plain |
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Some more Doits ... | plain |
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Soooo fat... | plain |
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Spring | plain |
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Spring : net.jokes | plain |
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Still Another Light Bulb Joke | plain |
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Stories your parents didn't tell you | plain |
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Survival Test | plain |
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T. V. Movies | plain |
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TV Guide | plain |
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Texans Beware! | plain |
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Texans Lookout! | plain |
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Texas strikes back at HBS | plain |
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The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics | plain |
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The Curse of King Tut | plain |
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The Night Before Chanukah or ... | plain |
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The THING KING | plain |
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The censorship debate | plain |
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The demise of net.jokes.q | plain |
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The demise of net.jokes.q | plain |
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The secret of immortality | plain |
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The ultimate elephant joke. | plain |
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Theorem: Halloween = Christmas | plain |
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Thermodynamic songs | plain |
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This one should be nuked | plain |
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Three lies | plain |
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Three more chemistry jokes | plain |
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To all Canadians: | plain |
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To get the ball rolling . . . | plain |
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To get the ball rolling... | plain |
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To get the ball rolling... | plain |
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Told by a friend | plain |
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Trip to Hawaii for $9.95 | plain |
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True light bulb joke for Californians | plain |
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Try this one... | plain |
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VERY POOR TASTE | plain |
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Very bad joke | plain |
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WC... | plain |
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WHERE DOES ONE GET VIRGIN WOOL cv | plain |
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Well, I think it's a funny computer doit... | plain |
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Well, maybe not, but where else? | plain |
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What | plain |
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What do elephants use for tampons? | plain |
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What do you call... | plain |
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What do you do when your engine quits at night? | plain |
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What do you get ... | plain |
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What does a pilot eat when on a diet? | plain |
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What does an Eskimo get when he sits on top of his igloo? | plain |
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What is Time? | plain |
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What is? | plain |
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What's A gluteous maximus? | plain |
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What's President Reagan's favorite vegetable? | plain |
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What's a minimum? | plain |
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What's purple and commutes? | plain |
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What's the difference between a photographer and a painter? | plain |
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Whats green and red and spins around at 100 kph? | plain |
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Whats ten inches long and white? | plain |
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Why did the punk rocker cross the road? | plain |
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Why did the punk rocker cross the road? | plain |
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Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? | plain |
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Why is it that... | plain |
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Wood-eye Joke | plain |
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Wordplay | plain |
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Worse than bad taste | plain |
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YALBJ | plain |
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YALBJ | plain |
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YALBJ (Yet ANother Light Bulb Joke) | plain |
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YALBJ with a twist | plain |
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Yak & Yuk | plain |
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Yet Another Camel Joke | plain |
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Yet Another Light Bulb Joke | plain |
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Yet Another Limerick | plain |
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Yet another lightbulb joke ... | plain |
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Yiddish Encounter | plain |
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You call it what??? | plain |
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You rogue! | plain |
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Zen and Light Bulbs | plain |
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a chuckle | plain |
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a curiosity | plain |
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a fable | plain |
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a funny one for once???? | plain |
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another dead baby joke | plain |
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another do it joke... | plain |
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another one | plain |
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another one | plain |
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another one | plain |
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army intellegence | plain |
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auto jokes | plain |
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avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes | plain |
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bad jokes on the net | plain |
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bad taste vs. bad jokes | plain |
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bug joke again for arpavax | plain |
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cat in the trash | plain |
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chem | plain |
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chem joke | plain |
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chem lab graffiti | plain |
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chem wit | plain |
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chemist's joke | plain |
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civil servants | plain |
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civil servants | plain |
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clarification of stasho & guido | plain |
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crude jokes | plain |
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curse of King Tut | plain |
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dead babies | plain |
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doit's | plain |
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ethnic joke | plain |
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ethnic jokes | plain |
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ethnic jokes | plain |
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ethnic jokes | plain |
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ethnics | plain |
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foo | plain |
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foreign humor | plain |
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further auto jokes | plain |
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generic ethnic jokes | plain |
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harmless ethnic joke | plain |
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harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusio (ucbvax.5663 followup) | plain |
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harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusion) | plain |
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how did Helen Keller burn her fingers? | plain |
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humor of questionable taste | plain |
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humour | plain |
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i was a baby once | plain |
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infect: another funny manual page | plain |
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joke | plain |
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joke of good taste | plain |
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joke theory | plain |
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jokes | plain |
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leper jokes | plain |
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light bulbs | plain |
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light bulbs | plain |
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limerick | plain |
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limerick | plain |
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limerick | plain |
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limerick | plain |
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limerick | plain |
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more Helen Keller humor... | plain |
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more bulb jokes | plain |
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more bulb jokes | plain |
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more bulb jokes again | plain |
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more rooster jokes | plain |
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multics | plain |
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nationalities | plain |
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oldie but goodie | plain |
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oldy | plain |
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one more do it joke | plain |
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oneliner | plain |
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pig joke | plain |
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please- no more cruel/sick stuff | plain |
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political joke | plain |
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professional do its | plain |
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psychological do its | plain |
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psyciatrists | plain |
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re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau | plain |
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re: spring | plain |
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re:INFAMOUS SAYINGS | plain |
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read this with an open mind | plain |
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reagan joke | plain |
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rench.safe | plain |
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rolling the ball | plain |
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roses are red,violets are blue.....anyone? | plain |
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seasonal joke | plain |
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sigh | plain |
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sorry texas A & M | plain |
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star trek | plain |
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story time | plain |
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surreal jokes | plain |
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thanks for all the roses are red jokes... | plain |
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three roosters? | plain |
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title=Operating Systems Humour | plain |
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tmn | plain |
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tree joke | plain |
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two bra jokes | plain |
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uwvax!greg joke | plain |
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what's a megawatt...? | plain |
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whoops | plain |
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why dont | plain |
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wisdom | plain |
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worse oneliner | plain |
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xyzzy command (sytek.144 in net.lan) | plain |
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yalbj | plain |
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yalbj | plain |
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yet another light bulb joke | plain |
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yet-another-but-different-light-bulb-(sort-of)-joke | plain |
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zoom, zoom! | plain |